Player Profile for James Piper
Name: James Piper.
Born: 6th March 1975, Nottingham.
Nicknames: Jinx, Jimmy P.
Role: Number 1 - 8 Batsman, RA Slingy tut!
Highest Score: 200* for my previous club, and 17* for ACC in the Sunday Stiffs against Long Eaton Working Mothers 3rd XI.
Best Bowling: Nice of you to say! Thanks!
Hairstyle: Think Penfold meets Jimmy Carr.
Height: 6ft3 ish.
Weight: 16 stoneish.
Favourite Ground: The Strand, Thurgarton.
Cricketing Career Highlights: Vomiting after 3rd ball of my inaugural over for ACC and Bricky saying you’ll fit right in!
Professional Cricketing Hero: Sir Ian Botham.
Amateur Cricketing Hero: The Aplin Boys!
Ideal Profession Away From Cricket: Playboy.
Favourite Film: City Of God.
Favourite Song: "Somewhere Only We Know", Keane.
Favourite Food: The Carlisle rump!
Prettiest Girl In The World Is: The wife - she may read this!
Best Cricketing Cliche: "Lets see off Ghengis then....he was a ****ing Mongol too!" - R Henson, 2008.
Shower Buddy: Carl "Horses Handbrake" Whelan.
Relationship Status: Married to Rebecca.
Favourite Shot: Only got one! Moooooo-tastic!
Favourite Quote/Advice: "I hope you’re as happy as I thought I was going to be when I got married Jimmy" - J Birkin, 2007.
Pre-Match Routine: Fag, dump, and another fag.
Favourite Position: Slip or the reverse cow girl.
Car Driven: Moving on....slowly!
Most Intelligent Team-Mate: Matt Brick.
Least Intelligent Team-Mate: Al "The Pub Landlord" Moss.
Best Friend Within The Club: Thomas J. Buckell.
Favourite Sports Teams: Manchester United, the Brazilian beach volleyball team.
What Do You Bring To The Side?: Sledging, an enormous amount of foul language and severe lack of talent! Plus my mum does exceedingly good cakes!