Player Profile for Kal Shadam
Name: Kal Shadam.
Born: 22nd Feb 1971.
Nicknames: Cracker/Shads/Sat Nav.
Role: RH Batsman, RA Off Spin.
Highest Score: 127 not out vs Papplewick 3rd Team for my previous club.
Best Bowling: 5-14 on tour in Norfolk, only ever get a bowl in a league when everyone else is getting twatted all over the place.
Hairstyle: Not Applicable.
Height: 6ft.
Weight: I’m working on that.
Favourite Ground: Long Whatton.
Cricketing Career Highlights: Batting in the 6-a-side completely drunk with a cig in my mouth.
Professional Cricketing Hero: Boom Boom Afridi.
Amateur Cricketing Hero: Phil Wort.
Ideal Profession Away From Cricket: Golf Buggy Driver.
Favourite Film: Grease.
Favourite Song: "Summer Loving", from Grease.
Favourite Food: Long Eaton Tandoori House Special.
Prettiest Girl In The World Is: Martin Rayner.
Best Cricketing Cliche: Let’s get through them, bar’s open at 5.
Shower Buddy: Martin Rayner.
Relationship Status: Girlfriend.
Favourite Shot: Forward defensive.
Favourite Quote/Advice: Get For’ard - Granville Berry.
Pre-Match Routine: Marlboro Light warm-up.
Favourite Position: Chance would be a fine thing.
Car Driven: Black Audi A6.
Most Intelligent Team-Mate: Dr James ’Joyce’ Grenfell.
Least Intelligent Team-Mate: Spike.
Best Friend Within The Club: Sam Clulow.
Favourite Sports Teams: Middlesborough FC.
What Do You Bring To The Side?: A fine selection of cricket bats available at a very good price.