Player Profile for Mickey Aplin
Name: Michael Zizu Aplin.
Born: 31st Aug 1963, Nottingham, England.
Nicknames: Apps/Chumley/Arsehole.
Role: RH Number ? Batsman, RA Rippers.
Highest Score: 129 vs Forest Nottm, Div A.
Best Bowling: 8-27 vs Long Eaton, Div A.
Hairstyle: Guy Ritchie meets Kermit The Frog.
Height: 6’3’’.
Weight: Less than Clulow but more than Francis.
Favourite Ground: Good to Firm.
Cricketing Career Highlights: Hitting 6s off last ball to a) relegate Wollaton and b) win the Cup - sweet.
Professional Cricketing Hero: Ian Botham.
Amateur Cricketing Hero: Popkess Cup Final Team 2007 - Simmo’s white and white army!
Ideal Profession Away From Cricket: **** Jockey.
Favourite Film: Takin’ A Tinkle (2006 Version).
Favourite Song: "**** Off", Wayne County and the Electric Chairs (look it up!).
Favourite Food: Kebab Meat and Chips.
Prettiest Girl In The World Is: The current Mrs Aplin.
Best Cricketing Cliche: Macca’s due a big one.
Shower Buddy: Bryan "should I throw it a bun" Aplin.
Relationship Status: Fragile.
Favourite Shot: The pink one me mam bought me f’ crimbo.
Favourite Quote/Advice: "We’re all ***** - just some are bigger ***** than others " – Phil Beecham.
Pre-Match Routine: Getting pants on right way round.
Favourite Position: Up (or is it Sup?).
Car Driven: Truck.
Most Intelligent Team-Mate: David "Bomber" Harris.
Least Intelligent Team-Mate: The lab rat.
Best Friend Within The Club: Mrs Rayner.
Favourite Sports Teams: Man City/Attenborough/Mdme Titty’s Bar 5-A-Side XI, Phuket, Thailand.
What Do You Bring To The Side?: A quiet sobriety.