Player Profile for Andy Simkiss
Name: Andrew David Simkiss.
Born: 13th September 1984, Nottingham, England.
Nicknames: Simmo, Gramps, Pinocchio, Stumpy.
Role: Captain and all round good bloke.
Highest Score: 91 V Eastwood Div A. They couldn’t handle my exquisite cover drives.
Best Bowling: 198, Mega Bowl, 2006.
Hairstyle: I like ’em bold, especially my women.
Height: 6ft.
Weight: 12.5 stones.
Favourite Ground: Eastwood.
Cricketing Career Highlights: Showering at Notts Unity.
Professional Cricketing Hero: Carl Hooper.
Amateur Cricketing Hero: Eddie Pidduck.
Ideal Profession Away From Cricket: Nurse, Policeman, Schoolgirl.
Favourite Film: Animal Farm.
Favourite Song: "Blue", Eiffel 65.
Favourite Food: Chicken Tikka Shish kebab with salad and Chilli Sauce, the ideal preparation for a Sunday afternoon in the field.
Prettiest Girl In The World Is: Kate Beckinsale.
Best Cricketing Cliche: 1 brings 2.
Shower Buddy: Martin Rayner - he is ever so gentle and bold.
Relationship Status: Hopeful.
Favourite Shot: Raspberry Sambuca.
Favourite Quote/Advice: Fear nothing, regret less.
Pre-Match Routine: Cheek slap as I cross the white line.
Favourite Position: Hmmm……… Mid-Wicket.
Car Driven: Is Macca a car ’cos I drive him?
Most Intelligent Team-Mate: Sam Clulow. L
Least Intelligent Team-Mate: Tom Murray or Martin Shoemaker are not very bright, but if I had to choose then Shoey!
Best Friend Within The Club: Tom Murray, see above!
Favourite Sports Teams: Nottingham Forest, Washington Redskins, Real Salt Lake, The Bushwackers.
What Do You Bring To The Side?: Shower Gel, Talcum Powder, Vaseline.